Crazy Cat Ladies, LOL

Maybe you're paranoid. Perhaps your paranoia keeps you locked inside your house. It's possible that your social-awkwardness exacerbates your paranoia. Maybe you should get out of the house some time! Oh wait that would entail leaving your precious kitties. That would make them very mad. VERY... MAD.

HOLY SHIT, LOOK BEHIND YOU!



















MEOW!!! =^_^=

Strawberry nipples, LOL

My first Goog-LOL post. What a better way to start off than to talk about two of my favorite things: food and nipples.

Which brings us to the question, what ARE those strawberries doing on my nipples? And do I really need them for fruit salad?

Fruit salad, as described by TheFreeOnlineDictionary.com is "n (Cookery) a dish consisting of sweet fruits cut up and served in a syrup: often sold canned".

Are nipples "sweet fruits"? I think they would be chewy and contribute no flavor to a fruit salad. Beware. The phrase "pepperoni-nipples" has nothing to do with the dried meat often used as pizza topping. Even if it did, why would you want pepperoni-flavored fruit salad?

Strawberries, on the other hand, although 'nipular' in shape at times, CAN be used in a fruit salad, and therefore ARE, a valid ingredient. I've got no clue why they're on your nipples, just keep them off of there... But if you DO decide to put delicious red fruit on yourself, pics or GTFO. I'll make you famous.

Thanks Google, you make me LOL!